So you’re just tipping into the abyss that is your late forties and ‘hello’ what is occurring here? Thinning hair for one, dry and brittle like straw or an old nag’s tail. Yet in other areas your hair can positively flourish; my pubes for instance are salon-lustrous, full and growing like wildfire! Eyelashes less so and it’s sad to note that any loss these days may never return but no matter my upper lip is suddenly a breeding ground for coarse black follicles of fun! Men love moustaches right? Oh just on them… Well who cares being as I’m now full of life experience and self-confidence; that and my eyesight’s not what it was.