Avocado & Socks

Ten things I like; a lot.

1. Alcohol

2. Coffee

3. Chocolate

4. Crisps

5. Cheese

6. Cake

7. Biscuits

8. Meat

9. Chips

10. Avocado*

 

Note.

*Sorry 10 should read; alcohol I’ve spelt it wrong.  Yes it’s intentionally there twice.

 

Ten things I don’t like; at all.

 

1. A lack of things in the above list

2. Dog poo on my shoes

3. Pubes (all)

4. Bra’s that make my back fat worse

5. Lying in the wet patch

6. The lack of nail on my little toes

7. Donald Trump

8. Thongs

9. Urine on the toilet seat

10. Men’s socks*

 

Note.

*Sorry 10 should read; cocks I’ve spelt it wrong.  Yes I’m single.

 

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