Mid-forties; body built on a solid foundation of saturated fat and refined sugar. I have my very own permanent buoyancy aid known as a ‘Flubber-ring’, thinning hair and hands more decrepit than Mary Berry’s. On the plus side I have a soaring self-esteem and a highly efficient liver capable of dealing with everything I throw at it yet still providing me enough vitamins and minerals to live.
Two broken marriages; now single and planning never to mingle; ever again.
Four females in two batches.
Juggling seven shades of shit seemingly with ease and not crying in public.